is an urban fantasy serial novel by Marci Sischo and James Agle.
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Half past six on a gray and darkening Friday evening, and the bell over my shop door chimed. I’d made the bell myself, and it always chimed a little early. I appreciate some advance warning. I shooed Randall toward the corner, pushing his bag into his hands and whispering “Quiet, now. Business.” My shadow flitted up toward the ceiling, so thin and wispy as to be almost invisible, and I willed her to drink. Through her, I felt a tingle of heat and the hot dusty taste of the light bulbs as she absorbed the light, causing the room to dim into darkness. A few candles on the counter, and in wall sconces, provided an eerie, not quite right illumination as the shadow swelled, filling the darkness with her own essence.

A young man stepped timidly into the shop. Through the frosted glass, I could see a few of his friends lingering outside, and urging him in. He huddled in his FUBU hoodie, gang color do-rag and discount bling, and tried to look tough and fearless. He walked with a swagger that looked a little silly in his baggy-ass pants, and attempted an insolent pout, but he was showing whites all around his eyes. “Well, hello,” I said, and he jumped a little, squinting and trying to find where my voice had come from while he looked around the dim shop.

I run a small jewelry store, though I do sell other items. I suppose it might better be called a curio shop. A dozen enclosed glass display cases show off the assorted baubles and sparklies that I’ve made or modified. Rings, necklaces, pendants and suchlike, in precious metals and stones. But I also sell gloves and hats, mirrors and small wooden boxes. A harp sits under a spotlight on a marble pedestal near the door, and in the long pause that follows the youth’s entrance, we could hear its strings humming softly to itself. Stairway to Heaven, sadly. On the counter near my elbow was a wolf’s skull, with brass and silver clockworks turning silently in the eye sockets. A coil of coaxial cable hangs on a hook on one wall, with a small, wet, beady eye bulging out of one end. An astrolabe several feet tall stood on a copper disc, tracking and measuring, oh, things. An onyx paperweight in the shape of a stallion floated just a little bit above a shelf. There are cabinets here and there that contained and kept out of sight other, even more esoteric goods. There’s a handwritten sign on my antique cash register that warns Beware of Owner: Shoplifters will be eaten.

I leaned forward, propping my elbows next to one of the candles and, if practice counts for anything anymore, seeming to melt out of the darkness. He swallowed, and crossed his harms. “I’m looking for Black Alice.”

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Black Alice is currently on hiatus.

Sorry for the lack of posts! James and I are working on revisions to our current chapters. We hope to have a revised Chapter One finished and posted soon. Soonish. Well, sometime before the end of the year. And after that, we hope to pick up the posting speed, and get it on a more regular schedule. In the meantime, if you’re new here, feel free to wander through the archives. As always, we encourage and appreciate feedback — comments, constructive criticism, cheers, or even just nagging at us to get back to posting. We’d love to hear from you!

Thanks for your patience, and enjoy your holidays, folks!

Current Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Hours later, I was wandering around the suburban ranch-style safehouse Honey had agreed to rent to me. Rent on credit, of course. She even gave me a twenty percent discount, since I may have saved her life earlier. She argued a good case for my having endangered it in the first place, but I rather think she had over-insured the bar, and the prospect of looming massive profits had her a little bit giddy.

I’m glad Honey was happy. I certainly wasn’t. Thanks to that little soirée at the bar, the shadow was absolutely glutted with power. One of Dmitri’s turbocharged geists was more energy than I usually allowed her, and she’d gobbled down ten or fifteen at Honey’s bar. Oh, and then she’d feasted on Dmitri’s reserves, swallowing so much raw magical energy it felt like she’d gorged on a small nuke.

The sheer swollen strength of her terrified me. I tried to be terrified quietly. She had that habit of picking up on what I’m thinking, and I suspect the only reason she hadn’t made a lunge for the reins was because it hadn’t occurred to her to try. Like the old yarn about training baby elephants - put a logging chain around their leg, and as they grow, make it a smaller and smaller chain. Eventually, you have a full-grown bull elephant secured with a string around one leg. That was my shadow and me, and Elder Gods help me if she ever figured it out.

I forced those thoughts aside again, hoping they hadn’t caught her attention.

(There is a recap of previous chapters available here.)

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  • Chapter One:

    • Alice Frye, a witch, is on a date with Randall Porter, and is interrupted by Damian Halkios, Knight of Pentacles, to meet Jada Lewis, Knight of Cups, and investigate a strange occurrence in an abandoned grocery store.
    • Arriving at the grocery store, Alice discovers Jada has already arrived and is fighting the Irishman, the local Inquisitor, a member of the monster-slaying Order of St. Heinrich.
    • After the fight and Jada’s decisive loss, the Irishman catches up with Alice, and we discover they have a tenuous working relationship. They investigate the “strange occurrence”, which turns out to be the corpse of Detroit’s Deputy Mayor laying in a cheesy, Halloween-style salt pentagram, set up in a grocery store full of alien (as in extra-dimensional) monstrosities, and that this is all going on because someone has summoned one of these monsters into the world, creating what’s called a “hollowman”.
    • As Alice and Irish are examining the corpse, a car slams into the front of the store. Further investigation reveals the owner of the car to be Benny deAngelo, brother of the local mafia Don and soon-to-be vampire, who has been murdered in a brutal drive-by, perpetrated by anonymous thugs.
    • Alice prevents Irish from dispatching the burgeoning vampire, and Irish explains that he’s in a bit of hot water with his superiors, revealing that he’s likely facing forced retirement. Alice promises to help him solve the mystery of the dead deputy mayor, hopefully forestalling retirement, in exchange for getting Benny home to his vampire mother, and sends Irish in to burn the body and the store, while she hunts down the anonymous thugs.
    • We also learn that Alice is, secretly, something called a “hollowman”, a fusion of a Lovecraftian extra-dimensional entity and a human being.
  • Chapter Two:
    • Alice reflects on how she met the Irishman and started working with him, and receives a call from Benny’s mother, Gianna deAngelo. Alice provides the location of Benny’s body, and goes on to find the thugs.
    • Alice discovers the thugs waiting for further orders, and dispatches them messily. Just as she’s finished, their boss, an immensely powerful fellow calling himself Dmitri, turns up and finds Alice. Dmitri mistakes Alice for the alien monstrosity (called an “outlander”) he’s summoned into the world, thinking that Alice is the “hollowman” he’s created. He has a fit of remorse, and flees, leaving Alice with two dead bodies, and irate mafia vampire, and an even bigger mystery.
  • Chapter Three:
    • As Alice is recovering from her encounter with Dmitri, Gianna’s mafia soldiers turn up to “assist” Alice, causing a hasty departure on Alice’s part, and also causing her to leave her cellphone behind.
    • Arriving back home at her jewelry store/house, Alice finds that Irish has followed her, and is righteously pissed, because something “hatched” out of the deputy mayor’s body while he was burning it. He’s of the opinion that Alice knew the body would “hatch”, and sent him in to die.
    • Alice manages to talk her way out of trouble, and takes Irish into her home to patch up his wounds. There he meets her house zombi and late husband, Gene, and learns a bit more about hollowmen and outlanders.
    • While patching him up, Alice finds Irish’s Order tattoo, on his back, and realizes that the tattoo is, in fact, a magical artifact laced full of behavior-controlling enchantments. this is a stunning discovery, because the Order eschews all magic, considering it evil.
    • Alice takes advantage of Irish’s distraction to “turn off” his tattoo artifact, and finishes bandaging his wounds. As she’s sending him back out the door, she spots a mysterious someone snapping a picture of her and Irish together.
  • Chapter Four:
    • JWhile getting ready for bed, Alice gets a phone call from Tyler Grant, Knight of Swords, summoning her to the scene of another hollowman attack. On her way there, she meets two more new Inquisitors, one of which baffles Alice’s outlander entity.
    • The two new Inquisitors, Cat and Father Tanner, question Alice about Irish’s behavior and doings, and Alice tries to play stupid, with limited success. Above their heads, the hollowman attack rages on, hidden by the magic of the Knight of Wands, Grace Perry.
    • Alice just barely escapes the Inquisitors, swiping Cat’s cellphone in the process, only to have them reveal that they were on to her from the start, and knew she was a magician the whole time. They depart, and Alice goes to the top floor of the Cygnus building to help with the hollowman problem.
    • Tyler dispatches the hollowman’s monstrous leavings with a small assist from Alice, and there we find Dmitri’s body, and discover that “Dmitri” was actually the local DA, and the penthouse apartment belongs to the now very dead family of Don Polrowski, zoning board commissioner. With Grace wounded, and her boyfriend Tyler upset, Alice is dispatched to talk to “Owen”, apparently a local scholar, who will have to help because one of the victims was a magician, and now there’s a threat against the local magical population.
    • On her way out the door, Alice discovers that Cat’s phone is full of pictures of Irish, all over town, as well as photos from inside the grocery store, the night before. She also gets a last minute text message on the phone, from Father Tanner, to Cat, ordering the younger Inquisitor to go to Irish’s apartment and kill him for being a traitor.
  • Chapter Five:
    • Alice contacts her bartender/information broker contact, Honey, and pays her to locate the Irishman and set up a meeting, so Alice can warn him. meanwhile, Alice herself heads to the apartment to check it out.
    • There, Alice meets some old friends of her late husband, and discovers that Irish has been getting information about her from them. She then breaks into his apartment and goes through his stuff while waiting to see if he returns home. Alice discovers that Irish is a bit of an artist, and used to be married, and had a child. The wife and child are apparently dead … except, apparently, the child isn’t.
    • Some of Irish’s artwork are pictures of his daughter, year after year, aging her, as though he’s trying to watch her grow up. The last few pictures are eerily accurate, and reveal the daughter to be none other than Cat.
    • While she’s still reeling from that discovery, Cat herself shows up to kill Irish, and decides to kill Alice while she’s there. Alice barely escapes with her life, and possibly not even that, and flees to Honey’s bar to meet Irish and warn him.
  • Chapter Six:
    • Alice meets Irish at Bushie’s, Honey’s bar, and there reveals to him all that she’s learned about him in the last few hours. Just as she’s about to tell him about his daughter, Dmitri shows up, with a small army of automaton goons as back-up, and a huge fight breaks out.
    • Alice and Irish manage to drive Dmitri off, by the skin of their teeth, but in the process, Alice reveals she’s a hollowman, as well. We also discover that “Dmitri” is actually a specter, the ghost of a dead magician, riding around in other people’s bodies. With the bar half-destroyed, and everyone injured except Alice, who has been — strangely — heeled of her fatal injuries from her fight with Cat, Alice finds herself facing a seriously displeased Irishman.
  • Chapter Seven:
    • Alice scrambles to explain everything to Irish without getting killed, ending in a physical struggle between the two. To save her life, Alice tells Irish about his daughter and offers the stolen cellphone as proof. While Irish is stunned with this revelation, Alice finds that Dmitri’s former host is none other than the missing Don Polrowski.
    • Cat’s phone rings, and it’s Father Tanner, ordering Irish to do the “honorable thing” and kill himself. Irish just barely avoids doing so, and Father Tanner “excomminucates” him, kicking him out of the Order and taking away all of Irish’s God-given powers, leaving him an ordinary man. While Irish, Alice, and Honey discuss this terrible turn of events, Dmitri’s hollowman shows up.
    • Alice tries to protect Honey and Irish from the hideous monster, but can only manage to get everyone out of the bar. Honey reveals she has the bar wired to explode because she’s just a human who deals with supernatural crap all the time. Honey blows up her bar, and she and Alice drag an injured and unconscious Irish out just ahead of the blast.
    •      And now, on to Chapter Eight

We have not abandoned the story, faithful readers! The summer months have become dreadfully busy for both of us, slowing down our progress. Also, it’s all Chapter Eight’s fault. *Points accusingly at Chapter Eight, who contrives to look innocent.* I am pleased to announce, however, that we have successfully backed Chapter Eight into a tight corner, and are even now poking it menacingly with sharp sticks. We’re certain we’ll have it seeing things our way shortly. If not … there’s always the pliers.